LEGEND
*= Ouch... you'll get over it
**= Omigod... you might have been embarressed but you'll forget it
***= Change your style and get sunglasses.. maybe no one will notice you.
****= NOOOO!!! Transfer schools, change your name, and HIDE!!!

OMG!
The first brave girl writes:

"Nude" in the Neighborhood
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"I had just moved to a new town and I had just met a nice girl who was my neighbor. I was running around the house, topless, looking for the pretty shirt I had left somewhere, but I couldn't remember where. It was near the door, and my mom always leaves the door open, leaving only the screen closed. I ran by the door and picked up my shirt, which I had finally found by the door. Well, turns out the girl had just arrived at my house, looking straight through the screen door at me, topless!"
Editor's note: Well, look at it this way: we all look the same!

The "Mail(male)" Granny
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"I was visiting a friend, and we were just goofing off and acting ridiculous. We heard the doorbell ring, and my friend and I ran to the window near the door. My friend was looking out at the person, but I couldn't see the person. To act goofy, I blurted, `Is it a cute boy!?' and then I heard, `No, dear, it's just a little old granny, fetching the mail!' I was mortified!"

Obviously Hungry
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"I was at a friend's house and we were sitting at the dinner table having tacos for lunch. My friend's mom brought out the taco meat and set it very close to me. I thought that the plate of meat was for me, and started eating straight out of it. Everyone looked at me with wide eyes. Then, my friend's dad said, `Um... that's the serving plate!' I was so embaressed I could have died!"